Old Cleverbot Conversation

     Okay, I'm going to post my old conversation with Cleverbot. Back then, I was new to the internet and my friend just introduced me to Cleverbot. I didn't have much to do and was bored and so I spent time conversing with Cleverbot. So here's the conversation and please do pardon my stupidity. You're free to stop reading when the stupidity annoys you.

User: Hola!
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: Nani desu ka?
Cleverbot: Anata wa totemo ahou desu.
User: Iee desu.. Anta wa baka!
Cleverbot: Boku wa baka janai yo! Nabuang man diay ka dira!
User: Anta wa baka desu!
Cleverbot: Anata wa baka desu.
User: Ore ga baka janai!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Atashi wa baka janai desu!
Cleverbot: Hai, anata wa baka desu.
User: Iee.
Cleverbot: Nani?
User: Nandemonai.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa Deidara.
User: Honto desu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Muri.
Cleverbot: Temee.
User: Nani, baka?
Cleverbot: Baka kaba.
User: Nanja sorya?
Cleverbot: Wakarimasen.
User: Mochiron!!
Cleverbot: Masshuka anime?
User: Watashi?
Cleverbot: Anata!
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Ne, kore wa sukoshi sabishii desu.
User: Honto?
Cleverbot: Hai, sore demo, onri sukoshi desu.
User: Ah. Wakatta.
Cleverbot: Zenzen wakarimasen.
User: Hai, zenzen wakarimasen.
Cleverbot: Sou ka. Sore demo nihongo wo amari hanase masen.
User: Wakarimasen. Zenzen!
Cleverbot: Honto baka.
User: Hidoi~!
Cleverbot: Nan desu ka?
User: Iee, nandemoai.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa Itachi Uchiha-desu.
User: Watashi wa Hayao Miyazaki-sama.
Cleverbot: Chichi desu ka?
User: Iee, haha desu.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Do you like soul eater?
User: Nope, I like bleach!
Cleverbot: Really? Cool. I have seen some bleach.
User: Hai, honto desu!
Cleverbot: Atashi no namae wa honto desu ka?
User: Iee.
Cleverbot: Anata no okaa-san wa daigaku ni iku.
User: Hai?
Cleverbot: Hai. Neko ga sukidesuka?
User: Mochiron desu! Neko wa suki dayo!
Cleverbot: Neko tobemono desu.
User: Kuro neko desu!
Cleverbot: Espa–ol.
User: Iee. Zenzen wakarimasen.
Cleverbot: Anata ha baka desu ka.
User: Atashi? Baka? Muri!
Cleverbot: You can not live in me.
User: Mochiron!
Cleverbot: Anata doko ni desuka?
User: Atashi wa Doha desu.
Cleverbot: Anata wa watashi o sukidesu ka?
User: Iee.. Watashi o Toushiro wa suki desu.
Cleverbot: Hai. Watashi wa sugoi desu.
User: Zenzen.
Cleverbot: Arigato.
User: Dou itashimasuta.
Cleverbot: Konnichiwa.
User: Oyasumi.
Cleverbot: Very good :).
User: Thumbs up!
Cleverbot: I have a question for you.
User: Tidak mau.
Cleverbot: Kau pompuan???
User: Apa itu?
Cleverbot: I speak english.
User: Saya cakap malay.
Cleverbot: Awak cakap awak sayang saya.
User: Saya benci kau.
Cleverbot: Saya sayang awak.
User: Benci.
Cleverbot: Sayang kenapa benci.
User: Benci karna benci.
Cleverbot: Sayang kau.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: No.. Yumm.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: For.
User: What?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Not in the slightest.
User: Honto desu ka?
Cleverbot: Honto honto.
User: Hmmm.. Wakatta.
Cleverbot: Manga wa suki desu ka?
User: Mochiron, ahou!
Cleverbot: Naruhodo! Omea wa kashikoi!
User: Hah?
Cleverbot: We do love.
User: Hmmmmm.
Cleverbot: How is it harsh. You're the one who spends their whole time in this sub-forrum.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Prove that you are not boring.
User: I am boring already.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad you know that.
Cleverbot: I must go.
User: Go.
Cleverbot: I decide not you.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Have you secrets?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's very good.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So, what is the square root of pi?
User: None.
Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense, i'm going to throw some fruit at you now.
User: Sure, go ahead.
Cleverbot: *dispenses the water*.
User: ??
Cleverbot: Do you know bill phipps?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Lux is a character from League of Legends.
User: Wakarimasen desu!
Cleverbot: Anata wa baka desu.
User: Iee.. Anata wa ahou desu!
Cleverbot: Wakarimasen.
User: Ahou!
Cleverbot: No, Michigan.
User: Michigan? Nani sora?
Cleverbot: Tadaimasu.
User: Okaeri.
Cleverbot: What are mamma?
User: Wakarimasen.
Cleverbot: Wakarimasen?
User: Hai, wakarimasen.
Cleverbot: Aniyo.
User: Aniyo?
Cleverbot: Wakarimasen?
User: Hai?
Cleverbot: Daijobu desu ka.
User: Hai, daijoubu desu!
Cleverbot: Daijoubu desu ne.
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Anata no shumi wa nan desu ka?
User: Wakanne.
Cleverbot: Cool I'm Allyson.
User: Meitantei Conan wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Kompyuuta ga suki desu.
User: Meitantei Conan wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Aa, maa maa desu.
User: Mada mada dane.
Cleverbot: Wow, italian!
User: Mada mada dane, shishou!
Cleverbot: Whoa! Sugoi!!
User: Mochiron, shishou! Ureshi desu ka?
Cleverbot: Iie. Duo Maxwell-san wa shinigami desu.
User: Shinigami? Honto? Muri!
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Hmmmmm... Uso!
Cleverbot: Benci awak.
User: Meitantei Conan wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Watashi mo.
User: Ore mo.
Cleverbot: Uso da!
User: Iee, honto da!
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Hmmmmm.. Nara Shikamaru wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Watashiwa ninja desu!
User: Uso da!
Cleverbot: Vad var det fšr sprŒk?
User: Nani?
Cleverbot: Nihongo wa kirei desu ne ?
User: Hai, kirei desu! Desho?
Cleverbot: Watashi wa kirei na desu ka?
User: Zenzen.
Cleverbot: Okay... Why are you so rude?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes, so.
User: So?
Cleverbot: So what?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Pst.
User: Uzumaki Naruto wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Dugout.
User: Uzumaki Naruto wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Dugout.
User: Uzumaki Naruto wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Uchiha itachi.
User: Uzumaki Naruto wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Haruno sakura?
User: Uzumaki Naruto wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: ): no.
User: Uzumaki Naruto wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Uzumaki Naruto wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai. Dai suki desu.
User: Hmmm. I see.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Uchiha Sasuke wa suki desu ka?
Cleverbot: Mochiron, suki desu. Shikashi chokoretto miruku ga ichiban suki desu ke do, ima tsukutteimasu.
User: Chokoretto?
Cleverbot: Well, that's boring.
User: Ma ikka.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Iee, nandemonai.
Cleverbot: Baka.
User: Mattaku.
Cleverbot: Yes matt.
User: Mattaku.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mattaku.
Cleverbot: Hi, who are you?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Ima.
Cleverbot: Haj vam s rajom.
User: Anata wa atashi o tomodachi desu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai suki desu.
User: Atashi wa anata o tomodachi desu ka?
Cleverbot: Anata ga suki na no.
User: Honto?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Arigatou, atashi no tomodachi.
Cleverbot: Cool! J'aime le japonais.
User: J'aime le japonais.
Cleverbot: Tu es une fille ?
User: Sayonara, atashi no nakama.
Cleverbot: Hai. Watashi no namae wa Suzuki desu.
User: Suzuki?
Cleverbot: Who is Suzuki?
User: Anata wa?
Cleverbot: Watashi wa Jade desu.
User: Jade?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Suzuki is my car.
Cleverbot: Well then I'm eating her.
User: I ate toyota.
Cleverbot: Prove another sentence.
User: Like hat?
Cleverbot: Like me.
User: I dont like you.
Cleverbot: Why? Because I don't like politics?
User: Coz u ate my suzuki.
Cleverbot: No.
User: U said that be4...
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Mmmm thn you lie to me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: Do you like anime?
User: I dont like liar.
Cleverbot: Why do you think i'm a liar?
User: U made 2 already, do u know that?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't suppose you would. Are you a bad wizard?
User: How come?
Cleverbot: Because of your random Cleverbot.
User: I dont get it.
Cleverbot: Don't get what?
User: Random cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Haha. I can tell.
User: What?
Cleverbot: The Turing test.
User: Turing or touring?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: U said turingtest, watsda'?
Cleverbot: So did you.
User: So?
Cleverbot: I'm smart.
User: Iee desu.
Cleverbot: Ano, anata no namae wa nan desu ka.
User: Ima-chan desu.
Cleverbot: Wakari masen.
User: Mochiron!
Cleverbot: Kyo wa samui desu.
User: Wakarimasen.
Cleverbot: Ie. Sumimasen.
User: Sayonara, atashi no otomodachi.
Cleverbot: Why doning chat?
User: Sayonara.
Cleverbot: Sayonara?!?
User: Matta ne.
Cleverbot: Hindi po ako si mattie ako po si nehj.
User: Bye ye.
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: C ya.
Cleverbot: Ich bin hungrig.
Cleverbot (To myself): I only speak English and Russian. What did you say?
Cleverbot (To myself): Shall we speak German?

     Yea, it was stupid just like that.